Boyish Bride Antics…..

3/7 Ramblings of a crazy brown boyish woman…LOL

Yes, I am the 2008 recipient of the “wrong person to get married” Award. Yes we had a discussion with my friends & family, and we’ve come to this conclusion.

ACCEPTANCE SPEECH: Its an honour to receive this award, excuse me for my tears, Im just sooo happy. I didn’t prepare a speech as I thought I wouldn’t win (but really) I thank my Parents for their upbringing & dressing me like my brothers, which in turn made me dislike dressess, make-up, girly colours/styles. I want to thank my brothers for their help in my upbringing too, helping me work up a hatred towards shopping for anything, other than car models/car parts/music/games & consoles. I would especially like to thank my Dad, my mentor… for teaching me about cars, and while other girls were shopping with their mothers, I was under the hood changing fanbelts LMAO I wouldn’t be standing here today if it wasn’t for you all! Love you!!. *takes a bow & EXIT,s*

To me there are 2 types of Brides. The No.1 bride that has dreamt about her wedding at least once in their life………. and ME… the No.2 bride that needs to be reminded that she is getting married…

It didn’t occur to me until my co-workers started asking “so what shoes are you wearing on your day” and I was like “huh?”. Yep, 4 weeks out from the wedding…

– Havent brought my shoes & garments (to wear under dress)

– Just picked up my Veil yesterday (cos mum pratically fuki-ed (pulled) my hair out of the house! LOL (afterwards I was looking @ the veil thinking… “ewww.. I’ll be wearing that?” LOL)

– Haven’t brought any accessories/make-up or have any hairstyle in mind on what I want

– Was just told that I need to do my nails or something like that? something about French? EH..

Pretty much all I have is a dress, which I dont actually have at the moment, because I kinda set my dress late, and my first fitting is today @ 1pm… hehehe Yes I’ve learnt my lesson from yesterday, and will actually make time to go to the fitting LOL unless I want the bald look on my wedding day….hmmmm

So my family came to the conclusion that “I am the worst person to get married”. The other thing would be, how we were packing our Pusa’s (boxes/crates) to send to Samoa. My dad said “ok pack all the stuff you need to take & we’ll put it in the crate” so what does bride No.2 do? She packs all her car collection, her posters, her cd’s, her car magz into a huge box…. and remembers when she gets to the place to pack the crates… that she forgot to pack any clothing or shoes…(after Dad asked her…)

Yes… that is how ma’i I am.. to the point where I am rushing around this afternoon to buy girly shoes because I dont have any girly shoes for my Hens Nite Tonight. Since I am the “le kea about whats going on” kind of person. I packed all my clubbing clothes into the crate. (Dad had to set up a 2nd Crate cos I forgot my clothes etc) now I have to run around and look for clothes for Tonight.

I even forgot that we need rings for the wedding… LOL it wasn’t until my fiance called me and asked “what size ring are you babe?” and I was like “ahhh, oi yeah… ring.. um… “….

BUT! I have a good point on why my behaviour is normal, and why everyone around me should be happy. As my mum was going off at me for not being girly etc I said to her “Mum… you and Dad are lucky, I mean think about all the money you saved raising me? because I didn’t care for anything girly… I saved you both money!!!” LMAO

So as I hurry this post… so I can run out the door, as my sister is hassling me that the fitting is in an hour….. and its a 45min drive away…. I think of all the other brides out there.

Especially the brides that fall in the Bride No. 2 Group hehehe

*screams @ sis “yes yes Im coming… farrrrr”*

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cherryk

Am a Kiwi girl born in Invercargill raised in Saute Aukilani! DAD: Sagone/Safotu MUM: Fagamalo/Sataoa & married to my Hamo Guy from Vaimoso/Matautu-tai and living in Samoa. Moved here 7yrs ago and am still a survivor 🙂 and deserve an award!!! LOL MR & I have 4 beautiful kids Jericho (6) Elijah, Jasmine (2) and Shar (2months) and have come a lonnnnng long way from the wedding planning days! lol Been AWOL for the last 6 years but am back and got a lot of catching up to do! ENJOY!

10 thoughts on “Boyish Bride Antics…..

  1. man..i hella feel you on this..i to was raised around dudes..heck we got much in common…but you have a blessed day at ur wedding…girl rock on!!!

  2. WOWOW!!! I’ll take bride No. 2 any day! LMAOL! I am so glad you’re have’n a great time prep’n for that special day! Sorry for the delayed replied, Stop’n by your faleo’o!

  3. Hahaha Dear Bro! try not to laugh when Im walking down… cos u know I’ll just stop walking n crack up wit yah aye?… hahahaha… Im serious… How about I just walk down wit my eyes closed, that way I can’t see anyone laughing… LOL

    Awww Dre hahaha thanks for the wishes… u just gave me an idea wit the guard of honor.. hahahaha… Much Luv Dude!

  4. hahahahahaahahahaha

    dayyummmm girl you all right, mhmmmmm… big man claps to send you down (well, kinda like a ‘manly man’s’ guard of honor LOL) the aisle.. this post may prolly be a belated one but yar yar, i wish you oodles of well wishin on your La Spesh day…

    thank you for sharin I enjoyed the read :o)

    Ia manuia

    Dre

  5. Hahahaha fanx galz!!!… Im happy to say Im wearing Sketchers on my wedding day (I bargained for Chucks but got denied!)

    KellyD… honest to who u just made me hungry.. hahahaha…
    See, now Ima crack up 2 myself when Im at the alter..cos of ur comment!! LMAO
    people gonna think Im on drugs or something…

    Jayfoo… awww fanx sis! Hen’s Nite was the BOMB! hopefully the wedding day goes well

    And my homee G… hahaha so u know what I mean huh?… how galz are fussin’ over their nails, and ours are makua’i dirty from fixing cars? LMAO

  6. lmaoooo…oh you make Bride no1 soo boring now lol..but i dont think i fit in the Bride no2 category lol…and LOL@parents saving money!! thats great!

    well once again..HAVE A GREAT HENS NIGHT AND WEDDING DAY!!

    hugs to you suga lol [and thankz for the translations ha-ha
    luv luv luv jc

  7. lol so cute

    haha suga….like u dont need garments unda ur clothes anyways…ur GETTIN MARRIED LMAO…..make it easier on the nite!!!!!!! hahahahahaha

    u didnt make a list? (the everything that needs to be organised for the special day list?)

    lol watever happens….cherry k…hope u have the most wonderful awesome day….and while ur gazing into his eyes while exchanging vows (eyeing him up n down hungrily dying to rip off his clothes *coughs lmao)….i hope u savour that moment every day of ur life…..and remember what you promised each other…from the point you leave the altar….and every day after that…til ur 99 and still eyeing him up n down hungirly dying to rip off his clothes!!!!

    (LOL)

    Kel

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